fix that damaged tape.

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Thursday, 11 October 2007 22:11

STORY OF THE TWO-HEADED SNAKE

A long time ago, in a land far away, 3 people came with a significant motive.

DJ, play the funkin’ music! *Tokyo Drift comes in*

We have recently encountered certain obstacles in life and we would like to express our insightful views on this imbroglio. We feel that situation is awfully Kafkaesque, and are extremely hurt/ annoyed/ taken aback/ etc. etc. etc.

It is about You. Not you or you. Or any of you. But you. Yes, you.

I’m sorry but I’ll have to tell you off, You.
What makes You think that you have any right over who or what the Gang Green Gang (GGG) can and will hang out with?

Well, I’ll tell you something, you little You.

You do not have any major rights over the Gang Green Gang. We do not either but we believe, and will continue to believe, that they are every bit deserving of their own freedom. They should not be scrutinized under your watchful eyes. They should not be your marionettes and be used for your own desires and lust.

You may think that we do not see your true colors but noooo, we know what’s underneath the mask that you have been parading with for so long. So you think that by degrading us to such low standards may somehow upgrade you to a higher one? You know you’re as low as us. Even lower, I must say. You see that dot on the floor; you’re probably lower than that.

You’ve been bombarding us with all these groundless accusations made up merely from hunches that you created during your toilet breaks. It’s ridiculous, You.

What are you, too imbecile mind your own manners and care for other’s feelings? Didn’t your momma teach you empathy? I pity all your mommas.

They way you act, don’t you know that it makes you seem so desperate? I’m every bit sure that that’s not the look that you’re going for. So please, stop this nonsense.

So long and goodnight.

-boards the carriage and flies back to Tiki island –

DJ, you can stop the beat.

-wired up